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  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.


no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.


Ferguson’s public library welcomes students and teachers this week, while schools are still closed. 




Misleading TV Ads

This so real tbh

delete this immediately

Anonymous inquired:
tbh I don't really think those users who promoted the weight loss thing deserve much sympathy bc they tried selling scam pills that could seriously harm someone just for money :/


if my answered ask gave you the impression i was mourning their loss you read it wrong. i think that there are plenty of ways to earn money with a blog that dont involve exploiting followers’ insecurities and possibly endangering/scamming them. it def is a big loss for them and it sucks for them, but they disobeyed tumblr’s policies and didnt think their actions through so 


*suddenly hears rain really loud outside* let’s go back…….back to the beginning………………


Did you know that in certain European countries it is illegal to display any sort of Nazi symbol? What the fascist white supremacist neo-Nazi scum of Germany, France, etc. have been doing is displaying the Confederate flag instead, because there is no ban on it.

So the next time someone tries to tell you that the flag of the Confederacy has nothing to do with racism, remember that actual Nazis are using it as their preferred symbol, and please remind them that they are actually pieces of literal shit.


Glasslip seiyuu casts

(Source: glasslip.jp)


high speed 2 is a fucking gem 



literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????



Why don’t more people know about the Hercules parody of the SnK OP it’s fantastic

My eyes just came in my eye sockets